1. "Do not drive with sunshield in place." - on a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off of the dashboard

2. "May irritate eyes." - on a can of self-defense pepper spray

3. "For use by trained personnel only." - on a can of air freshener

4. "Warning: Do not climb inside bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." - a label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15 cm by 15 cm by 12 cm

5. "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." - on a child sized Superman costume